Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Things Jesus and the Apostles Never Said While Defending the Faith

“He’s not the brightest candle on the menorah, is he?”

“If you believe that—then you’re a few matzoh balls short of a Passover meal, my friend!”

“He’s riding his chariot without a horse.”

“Is that your head, or did your toga throw up?”

“He’s not casting with both lots.”

“Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons.” (Oops!)


Justin Donathan said...

The two funniest things I have read/seen on your blog are this post and your response to the person that "feared" that you had not understood the differnece between missional blah blah blah. Some folks really seem to think that being patronizing instead of blunt is more Christlike.

Justin Donathan said...

"Fear Not."